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Some Good Questions

Why do people constantly return to the refrigerator with the hopes that something new to eat will have materialized?

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On electric toasters, why do they engrave the message 'one slice'? How many pieces of bread do they think people are really gonna try to stuff in that slot?

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Why do people keep running over a string a dozen times with their vacuum cleaner, then reach down, pick it up, examine it, then put it down to give their vacuum one more chance? (I've actually done this.)

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Why is it that no plastic garbage bag will open from the end you first try?

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How do those dead bugs get into closed light fixtures?

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Considering all the lint you get in your dryer, if you kept drying your clothes would they eventually just disappear?

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When we are in the supermarket and someone rams our ankle with a shopping cart then apologizes for doing so, why do we say 'Its all right'? It isn't all right, so why don't we say, 'That hurt, you stupid idiot'?

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Why is it that whenever you attempt to catch something that's falling off the table you always manage to knock something else over?

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In winter, why do we try to keep the house as warm as it was in summer when we complained about the heat?

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Why do women always ask questions that have no right answers?

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Why do old men wear their pants higher than younger men?

.............................................. How come we never hear any father-in-law jokes?

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Why do men forget everything and women remember everything?

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Do Chinese people get hungry an hour after they eat American food?

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If at first you don't succeed, shouldn't you try doing it like your wife told you to?